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Hizbollah Fighters Hunting for Rats Around RankoosHizbollah Fighters Hunting for Rats Around Rankoos

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Al-Subayna: (Var. Al-Sabeena): On Tuesday, 26 rodents joined the human race by surrendering all their weapons and resolving their dispute with with the Syrian people by signing covenants not to engage any longer in terrorist activities.

Also at Al-Subayna, but on Wednesday, another 17 former rats renounced living in alleyways and eating cardboard boxes by asking for Amnesty.

Al-Dhiyaabiyya: On Wednesday, 8 nutrias surrendered all weapons and ammunition to the security services in exchange for Amnesty.

Rankoos: 243 rat carcasses counted in the Rankoos perimeter including the Lebanteezian Jabhat Al-Islam leader and King Rat “Abu Mus’ab”. (Id pending)

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Sources which monitor terrorist social communication sites claim that Zahraan ‘Alloosh, the leader of Jabhat Al-Nusra, has admitted to losing 140 of his vermin terrorists and that the remaining litter of scavengers are heading for the area of Zabadaani. This latter town will…

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